

We were so full after the meal so we walked around Serendra and along High Street. The place started to get full around 5pm. Chelsea's dishes are most likely loaded with MSG as we got awfully thirsty a few hours later. The next day, B and I discovered that we could've gotten an appetizer or a dessert for free with his Amex card at Chelsea's. Normally, we'd shrug and say, "Oh well, next time." Although I'd look back on our lunchienda fondly (the place does have a relaxing and perfect-for-brunch ambiance), next time wouldn't be anytime soon.
Read moreTasty Dumplings is not popular for its dumplings, but for its porkchop. Pounded until paper thin, breaded and then deep friend, the porkchop is served with a special sauce that's thin, rather on the sweet side, and salty. This porkchop is lethal and is the way to any man's heart. Trust me. Learn to cook this and guys will be begging for your hand after two forkfuls.
When I ate here with B, I could barely get two sentences straight out of him. Just watch out, the establishment leaves a greasy, fryer smell on your hair and clothes. To keep the mood romantic, try spraying water mist around your table from time to time. Of course I didn't try that so I'm not sure if it works. There's also sitting close to a fan or direct path of an air conditioner.
Tasty Dumplings is a cheap eat that lets you have your comfort food whatever day of the week. The original branch is in Binondo which is bigger. What I don't care for about this restaurant is the shabby upkeeping of its comfort rooms. When I think of Tasty Dumplings, the next thing that comes to mind is the grimy comfort room at the second floor, which is totally negligible if you're not sensitive, but which makes you wonder what kind of hands pounded your pork, or what really makes the Wintermelon flavor in your drink, and what is special in the special sauce...
Read moreThe craze with banoffie pies began when Starbucks came out with them several years back. Since then, every pastry shop has come up with its own version. I admit that I've always been partial with pioneers, so to me the rest of them would always be copycats, no matter how much better they improvise on the original.
I liked Starbucks banoffie pie, although I could never finish an entire pie. I've tasted Red Ribbon's version, which was an utter embarassment to the kingdom of banoffie pies. Red Ribbon's bakers seem to be the diabetics' nemeses, churning out new flavors of cake for every marketable occasion. While the effort is impressive, the taste of the cakes are not. If this goes on, pretty soon Red Ribbon will have to give up its restaurant business to display all its cakes. Come to think of it, that might not be such a bad idea. Good riddance.
Wait, I shouldn't be talking about Red Ribbon. The focus of this review is a pastry shop that's been getting a lot of attention lately, Banapple. I didn't really get to taste the banoffie pie pictured above. But I appreciate the thick chocolate shavings falling beautifully on the white, white whipped cream, and the chunks of bananas filling up the pie. Ok, I did have one bite. Who would be able to resist? The banoffie pie isn't as sweet as the Starbucks version, although I couldn't get the 'offie' in the banoffie. Is 'offie' supposed to be toffee, or coffee? Since Starbucks put it out first, I'm guessing it's the latter, but you never know with the way these behemoths play with us consumers. It's a huge slice, but eating it all won't make you feel as guilty as eating Starbucks banoffie pie, because it has less caramel and there isn't a block of chocolate lodged at the center of the pie that's a pleasant surprise when you don't know it's there. The Banapple banoffie pie has thicker crust, so in essence you feel like you're eating three things: whipped cream on top of bananas on top of crushed graham. The chocolate only registers at the end, and the syrup decorating the plate is nasty Hershey's chocolate syrup. I hate that stuff.
No, I didn't go to Banapple just to taste a forkful of the famous banoffie pie and stare at it hoping it'll reveal its deepest secrets to me. I did actually order a giant Oatmeal POWER Cookie.
I'm not sure why they called it a Power cookie, except maybe to credit your willpower in picking the healthiest and most awful baked item on the menu. As huge as my hand, the cookie is served warm and drizzled with the Hershey's chocolate syrup. It's not very sweet, kind chewy, and every bite is hard to swallow. It's a good punishment for a badly behaving child. Sample Banapple's other delectable desserts like the White Chocolate Truffle Cake while s/he watches as you lick icing off your spoon, and his/her sister makes a mess out of chocolate and whipped cream. If s/he is still behaving badly, tell him/her that s/he will never taste a real cookie again.
Read moreI read somewhere that this is owned by a Japanese couple whose first venture is somewhere in the south. They recently opened a store in Makati (near New Bombay, which is how I stumbled into said establishment) for a bigger market.
There are so many varieties to choose from. The small cream puffs are P20 apiece, and range from original (sugar coated) to more exotic ones like cocoa power and dark chocolate with almond. We tried the dark chocolate with almond and white cholocate.
The flavors aren't so present; the chocolate doesn't taste like chocolate-- just cheap flavor coating of some sort. Then again, perhaps it needs to be sweeter to make the flavor distinct. Since the puff is not sweet and filling isn't thick, you won't feel so guilty afterwards. This isn't necessarily a good thing, since the tendency is to go for another piece because you didn't feel that heaviness which desserts provide to signal the end of a meal. For curiosity's sake, I'd say P20 is cheap, but for how it tasted, it's too expensive. Good thing I'm still not a fan of cream puffs.
The bigger cream puffs are P35 apiece. There are also elongated varieties such as the eclair, and cream puffs with whipped cream and fruits. Apparently, the Japanese like their puffs with whipped cream. It's good to know there's this Japanese variety for people to try (cultural enlightenment, people!). I''m sure Beard Papa isn't too happy about the news of competition though, as it doesn't seem to be doing well as it is.
You can buy a box of assorted cream puffs for P180, or opt for one flavor in boxes of 3, 6(?) or 8. I get why it's called Happy Cream Puff. Just look at that picture! Anyone who receives this box as a pasalubong won't be able to help but smile.
Eggs Benedict with turkey and tomatoes
I got a tip that in order to keep the burger patty juicy you can't-- AT ALL COSTS-- flatten it. I tried to squeeze all the oil and fat out of my burger. B's so competitive that he's going to make burgers on Saturday too, which would bring the tally to 3 burgers in one month! I haven't had more than one burger a month since high school!